knownasa:

lol

knownasa:

lol

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I don’t want to burst your bubble, but I drove down here in a fucking mini van today. A silver Honda Odyssey. I don’t want to sound like a jackass but its my favorite car i’ve ever owned in my time. There was one day when I was at the car wash down the street from my house, I took the mini van down there, and I dropped it off and I went walking up the block to get a cup of coffee. And I walked by one of those places thats one of those ticket agency stores where they sell tickets for basketball games and shitty rock concerts. Not ours. And when I came back to the car wash, the lady at the car wash, who I’m on a first name basis with, she says, “Hey these two guys from the ticket office, they saw you walk past and they fucking freaked out. They want to take a picture with you.” I said, Okay. So I walked outside and I said hello and right then the dude with the towel is waving it, and my car is ready. So i’m like “Hey guys I’ll be right back let me pick up my car.” And that day at the car wash there were fucking like Ferrari’s and Lamborghini’s and shit. And these two guys started placing bets with each other. “I bet you its the fucking red Maserati.” The other guy is like “No its the yellow fuckin Lamborghini.” And I pulled up in the mini van…they were fucking bummed. But I felt pretty fucking cool because, yknow, I can put 5 CDs in that shit. I can be 30 yards away from that thing and hit one button and all the doors fucking open up on it. DVD screens…This is a new song called These Days and it has nothing to do with what I was just talking about.

I don’t want to burst your bubble, but I drove down here in a fucking mini van today. A silver Honda Odyssey. I don’t want to sound like a jackass but its my favorite car i’ve ever owned in my time. There was one day when I was at the car wash down the street from my house, I took the mini van down there, and I dropped it off and I went walking up the block to get a cup of coffee. And I walked by one of those places thats one of those ticket agency stores where they sell tickets for basketball games and shitty rock concerts. Not ours. And when I came back to the car wash, the lady at the car wash, who I’m on a first name basis with, she says, “Hey these two guys from the ticket office, they saw you walk past and they fucking freaked out. They want to take a picture with you.” I said, Okay. So I walked outside and I said hello and right then the dude with the towel is waving it, and my car is ready. So i’m like “Hey guys I’ll be right back let me pick up my car.” And that day at the car wash there were fucking like Ferrari’s and Lamborghini’s and shit. And these two guys started placing bets with each other. “I bet you its the fucking red Maserati.” The other guy is like “No its the yellow fuckin Lamborghini.” And I pulled up in the mini van…they were fucking bummed. But I felt pretty fucking cool because, yknow, I can put 5 CDs in that shit. I can be 30 yards away from that thing and hit one button and all the doors fucking open up on it. DVD screens…This is a new song called These Days and it has nothing to do with what I was just talking about.

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razorshapes:

Felix Gonzalez-Torres

razorshapes:

Felix Gonzalez-Torres

norwaydude87:

she is a fucking hero! and i fully support this way of sending the message out! its peaceful no fire bombing, and it gets the attention of people and letting people really see what animal testing is, and its geting people to really think bout animal rights!

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Young fox rescued from deep mud at urban building site where it was found fighting for life in a hole | Mail Online

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the-motivation:

lmfao this is literally the best thing i’ve ever seen on here thank you tumblr thank you god omfg

the-motivation:

lmfao this is literally the best thing i’ve ever seen on here thank you tumblr thank you god omfg

suicideblonde:

Tim Burton Fan by Stuntkid

suicideblonde:

Tim Burton Fan by Stuntkid

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suicideblonde:

Clear Hearts, Grey Flowers by Mark Ryden

suicideblonde:

Clear Hearts, Grey Flowers by Mark Ryden

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fuckyouverymuch:

We hope you rest in peace.

fuckyouverymuch:

We hope you rest in peace.

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